:05:02
What?
:05:03
But so far, none in Evanston.
:05:20
Hey. How was your first day?
:05:36
Is that your natural hair color?
:05:38
- Yeah.
- It's gorgeous.
:05:40
Thank you.
:05:42
See, this is the color I want.
:05:44
This is Damian.
He's almost too gay to function.
:05:47
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice wig, Janis.
:05:50
- What's it made of?
- Your mom's chest hair!
:05:52
- I'm Janis.
- Hi, I'm Cady.
:05:56
Do you guys know
where Room G 14 is?
:06:00
"Health, Tuesday/Thursday,
Room G 14."
:06:03
I think that's in the back building.
:06:05
- Yeah, that's in the back building.
- Yeah, we'll take you there.
:06:08
Thanks.
:06:11
Watch out, please!
New meat coming through!
:06:15
"Health. Spanish."
:06:18
You're taking 12th-grade calculus?
:06:20
- Yeah, I like math.
- Why?
:06:23
Because it's the same
in every country.
:06:26
That's beautiful. This girl is deep.
:06:29
Where's the back building?
:06:32
It burned down in 1987.
:06:34
Won't we get in some
sort of trouble for this?
:06:37
Why would we get you into trouble?
:06:39
We're your friends.
:06:41
I know it's wrong to skip class,
but Janis said we were friends.
:06:45
And I was in no position
to pass up friends.
:06:47
I guess I'll never know what I missed
on that first day of health class.
:06:51
Don't have sex. Because you
will get pregnant and die.
:06:55
Don't have sex
in the missionary position,
:06:57
don't have sex standing up.
:06:59
Just don't do it, promise?