:06:00
"Health, Tuesday/Thursday,
Room G 14."
:06:03
I think that's in the back building.
:06:05
- Yeah, that's in the back building.
- Yeah, we'll take you there.
:06:08
Thanks.
:06:11
Watch out, please!
New meat coming through!
:06:15
"Health. Spanish."
:06:18
You're taking 12th-grade calculus?
:06:20
- Yeah, I like math.
- Why?
:06:23
Because it's the same
in every country.
:06:26
That's beautiful. This girl is deep.
:06:29
Where's the back building?
:06:32
It burned down in 1987.
:06:34
Won't we get in some
sort of trouble for this?
:06:37
Why would we get you into trouble?
:06:39
We're your friends.
:06:41
I know it's wrong to skip class,
but Janis said we were friends.
:06:45
And I was in no position
to pass up friends.
:06:47
I guess I'll never know what I missed
on that first day of health class.
:06:51
Don't have sex. Because you
will get pregnant and die.
:06:55
Don't have sex
in the missionary position,
:06:57
don't have sex standing up.
:06:59
Just don't do it, promise?
:07:02
OK, everybody take some rubbers.
:07:04
Why didn't they just keep
home-schooling you?
:07:06
They wanted me to get socialized.
:07:08
Oh, you'll get socialized, all right.
A little slice like you.
:07:11
- What are you talking about?
- You're a regulation hottie.
:07:14
- What?
- Own it.
:07:16
How do you spell your
name again, Cady?
:07:18
It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.
:07:21
Yeah, I'm gonna call you Cady.
:07:23
In the name of all that is holy, will you
look at Karen Smith's gym clothes?
:07:27
Of course all The Plastics
are in the same gym class.
:07:30
- Who are The Plastics?
- They're teen royalty.
:07:33
If North Shore was Us Weekly,
they would always be on the cover.
:07:36
That one there, that's Karen Smith.
:07:38
She is one of the dumbest
girls you will ever meet.
:07:42
Damian sat next to her
in English last year.
:07:44
She asked me how to spell "orange".
:07:47
And that little one?
That's Gretchen Wieners.
:07:50
She's totally rich because
her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
:07:53
Gretchen Wieners knows
everybody's business.
:07:55
She knows everything
about everyone.
:07:57
That's why her hair is so big.
It's full of secrets.