:08:00
And evil takes a human
form in Regina George.
:08:04
Don't be fooled, because she may seem
like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,
:08:08
slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,
she is so much more than that.
:08:13
She's the queen bee.
:08:15
The star. Those other two
are just her little workers.
:08:17
Regina George.
:08:19
How do I even begin
to explain Regina George?
:08:22
Regina George is flawless.
:08:24
She has two Fendi purses
and a silver Lexus.
:08:27
I hear her hair's insured
for $10,000.
:08:29
I hear she does car commercials.
In Japan.
:08:32
Her favorite movie is Varsity blues.
:08:34
One time, she met John Stamos
on a plane.
:08:36
And he told her she was pretty.
:08:37
One time,
she punched me in the face.
:08:40
It was awesome.
:08:41
She always looks fierce.
She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
:08:45
- Who cares?
- I care.
:08:47
Every year, the seniors throw
this dance for the underclassmen
:08:49
called The Spring Fling.
:08:50
And whomsoever is elected
Spring Fling King and Queen
:08:53
automatically becomes head of the
Student Activities Committee.
:08:55
And since I am an active member
of the Student Activities Committee,
:08:58
I would say, yeah, I care.
:09:00
Damian, you've truly
out-gayed yourself.
:09:05
Here. This map is gonna
be your guide to North Shore.
:09:08
Now, where you sit in
the cafeteria is crucial
:09:11
because you got everybody there.
:09:13
You got your freshmen,
ROTC guys,
:09:15
preps, JV jocks,
:09:19
Asian nerds,
:09:21
cool Asians,
:09:23
varsity jocks,
:09:25
unfriendly black hotties,
:09:28
girls who eat their feelings,
:09:30
girls who don't eat anything,
:09:32
desperate wannabes,
:09:34
burnouts,
:09:36
sexually active band geeks,
:09:38
the greatest people
you will ever meet
:09:41
and the worst.
Beware of The Plastics.
:09:47
Hey. We're doing a lunchtime
survey of new students.
:09:49
Can you answer a few questions?
:09:51
- OK.
- Is your muffin buttered?
:09:54
What?
:09:57
Would you like us to assign
someone to butter your muffin?