1:03:25
I found it in the girls' bathroom.
It's so mean, Mr. Duvall.
1:03:31
Is this true?
1:03:32
Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr?
1:03:36
Good Lord.
1:03:39
What's that say?
"Kaitlyn Caussin is a..."?
1:03:42
Fat whore.
1:03:46
OK, calm down, Miss George.
1:03:49
Why would someone write that?
That's just so mean.
1:03:53
Don't worry, we're gonna
find out who did it.
1:03:56
There's only three girls
in the whole school who aren't in it.
1:03:59
At your age, you're gonna
be having a lot of urges.
1:04:02
You're gonna want to take off
your clothes and touch each other.
1:04:06
But if you do touch each other,
you will get chlamydia. And die.
1:04:10
Coach Carr.
1:04:15
Cady Heron, they wanna see you
in the principal's office.
1:04:20
All right, chlamydia. K-L-A...
1:04:27
In here, Miss Heron.
1:04:37
- What's going on?
- Have a seat, Miss Heron.
1:04:44
- Have you ever seen this before?
- No.
1:04:47
I mean, yes, I've seen it before,
but it's not mine.
1:04:49
You better get your story straight,
Miss Heron,
1:04:51
because I'm not messing
around here.
1:04:53
It's not ours, it's Regina's.
1:04:55
Yeah, she's trying to make it look
like we wrote it, but really, she wrote it.
1:04:59
Miss Wieners, why would Regina
refer to herself as a "fugly slut"?