1:04:02
You're gonna want to take off
your clothes and touch each other.
1:04:06
But if you do touch each other,
you will get chlamydia. And die.
1:04:10
Coach Carr.
1:04:15
Cady Heron, they wanna see you
in the principal's office.
1:04:20
All right, chlamydia. K-L-A...
1:04:27
In here, Miss Heron.
1:04:37
- What's going on?
- Have a seat, Miss Heron.
1:04:44
- Have you ever seen this before?
- No.
1:04:47
I mean, yes, I've seen it before,
but it's not mine.
1:04:49
You better get your story straight,
Miss Heron,
1:04:51
because I'm not messing
around here.
1:04:53
It's not ours, it's Regina's.
1:04:55
Yeah, she's trying to make it look
like we wrote it, but really, she wrote it.
1:04:59
Miss Wieners, why would Regina
refer to herself as a "fugly slut"?
1:05:08
Miss Smith, this is no time
to be laughing.
1:05:11
We're gonna get to the bottom
of this right now.
1:05:31
Maybe we're not in that book,
because everybody likes us.
1:05:35
And I don't wanna be punished
for being well-liked.
1:05:38
And I don't think my father,
the inventor of Toaster Strudel,
1:05:42
would be too pleased
to hear about this.
1:05:53
"Made out with a hot dog"?
1:05:55
Oh, my God, that was one time!