:26:00
- You're joking, right?
- No, I'm not.
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- Jack...
- Is that tartar sauce on your shoulder?
:26:07
Tartar sauce?
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Why?
:26:14
You've been injected with
a concentrated dose of sodium pentothal,
:26:18
street name "truth serum".
You will have no recollection of this.
:26:22
Tonight, for the first time in
your life, you are going to be honest.
:26:29
Keep the pressure on it.
:26:31
Get down, Little Jack.
Get funky.
:26:38
- Hey there, preggers.
- Quiet.
:26:40
- How you doing?
- Where've you been?
:26:42
I went to the bathroom to pee,
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and now I am talking to you, my fiancée,
who I've delayed marrying for two years
:26:48
because I didn't want
our parents to meet.
:26:51
What?
:26:53
- What?
- What?
:26:55
You don't like me? It's OK.
I don't like your little red outfit.
:26:59
Makes you look
like a demon baby.
:27:01
Maybe I'll get you
a pitchfork for Christmas,
:27:04
so we can put you on a can
of Underwood ham.
:27:06
I'm sorry I can't make
little poop sounds
:27:08
and I can't make little things that
tell people when I want to do things.
:27:12
Guess what.
I can make a sign to you, too.
:27:15
How's that for a sign?
:27:20
Look, Bernie's onstage. Come on.
:27:22
Now, to say a few words,
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one of the great
registered nurses of all time,
:27:29
Gaylord Myron Focker.
:27:31
Come on, let's give it up to Gay.
Give it up to him.
:27:38
Bernie Focker.
:27:41
I love the shirt, Dad.
:27:44
Thank you.
:27:46
All right.
It's great to be here with all of you,
:27:49
as I am about to set sail
in my ship of life
:27:55
with my first mate,
:27:57
the beautiful young
blonde lass there. Hey, baby.