:27:01
Maybe I'll get you
a pitchfork for Christmas,
:27:04
so we can put you on a can
of Underwood ham.
:27:06
I'm sorry I can't make
little poop sounds
:27:08
and I can't make little things that
tell people when I want to do things.
:27:12
Guess what.
I can make a sign to you, too.
:27:15
How's that for a sign?
:27:20
Look, Bernie's onstage. Come on.
:27:22
Now, to say a few words,
:27:24
one of the great
registered nurses of all time,
:27:29
Gaylord Myron Focker.
:27:31
Come on, let's give it up to Gay.
Give it up to him.
:27:38
Bernie Focker.
:27:41
I love the shirt, Dad.
:27:44
Thank you.
:27:46
All right.
It's great to be here with all of you,
:27:49
as I am about to set sail
in my ship of life
:27:55
with my first mate,
:27:57
the beautiful young
blonde lass there. Hey, baby.
:28:01
I love you, honey.
:28:06
I still masturbate to Pam.
:28:08
- Greg.
- What? It's true.
:28:10
Honey, what? Come on.
You're hot. Look at her.
:28:13
Look at those boobs. Man.
:28:15
I just wanna lather them up with soap
and just...
:28:20
I love it.
:28:21
Man, I just wanna nestle in there
and take a little vacation in there.
:28:28
- Honey.
- Honey, what? I'm sorry.
:28:31
OK, excuse me for you being perfect.
:28:33
Hey, you know who else is great?
That woman over there.
:28:36
My future mother-in-law,
Dina Byrnes.
:28:47
If you want to know
what a woman will look like
:28:50
when she gets older,
look at her mother.
:28:52
Well, I'm a-lookin'
and I'm a-likin'.
:28:56
Look at her. Sweetness.