Meet the Fockers
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What's the intel
on Operation Living Skeleton?

:38:03
Focker's not the kid's father, Jack.
:38:06
Are you kidding me?
I was sure I had that pegged.

:38:09
I'm sending you a visual uplink.
:38:11
The dad was a minor-league
Florida ballplayer.

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His name is Rusty Bridges.
:38:18
We all make mistakes, Santa.
Foxtrot One out.

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34 years spent reading other people
and I get it all wrong.

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My own wife,
I don't even know what she's thinking

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and my daughter
keeps secrets from me.

:38:40
Sometimes I think you're the only person
I can really talk to, LJ.

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Ass... hole.
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I know.
:39:10
F-O-C-K...
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Fock-kare.
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Hey, it's Jack.
Hey, Jack. Jack.

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Jack.
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Halt.
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- Jack. Jack.
- Jack.

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Weaver stance.
:39:30
Oh, my God. You shot my son.
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Halt.
:39:33
Your son has merely been stunned
by a less-than-lethal weapon.

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Remain calm.
50,000 volts of electricity

:39:42
are now passing into
your skeletal muscle tissue.

:39:45
Your nervous system
has been incapacitated,

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but you will regain
motor functions momentarily.

:39:54
Do you mind telling me
why you are arresting these men?

:39:57
Oh, mercy.
It just gets better and better.


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