1:02:01
Who knows if he's ever
telling the truth?
1:02:03
Bernie?
1:02:06
I made chimichangas.
You guys want?
1:02:08
Have you ever known me
to turn down a chimi?
1:02:10
- Jack, you in the mood, amigo?
- No, thanks.
1:02:16
Why are you looking at me funny?
I said I...
1:02:20
No, you just look like somebody I know.
1:02:24
No, no, no. Tadpole. Tadpole.
1:02:27
- Can you say tadpole?
- Ass... hole.
1:02:31
Jack's mole.
Jack has a big mole on his face.
1:02:34
- Is your father a mechanic?
- I don't know. I never met him.
1:02:37
Never met your dad?
Well, that's unfortunate.
1:02:40
But very interesting.
1:02:42
Mind if I take a picture of you?
1:02:44
- You know, just for fun.
- OK.
1:02:51
Mr Moose likes to say good words
1:02:53
He doesn't like you to say bad words
1:02:56
Ass... hole.
1:02:58
OK, just hang on a sec there.
1:03:02
Ass... hole.
1:03:06
- Yeah, hello?
- Hi, it's me. How's it going?
1:03:09
Horribly.
He's crying and screaming and cursing.
1:03:13
That poor kid
is desperate for human contact.
1:03:15
Hold him and kiss him.
Do whatever it takes.
1:03:18
I've been hugging him in secret.
Feeding him chocolates, too.
1:03:28
...and told Elmo all about it.
1:03:30
All animals have babies.
1:03:37
Say hello to my little friend.
1:03:42
He's probably teething,
so put a dab of rum in his milk.
1:03:45
It'll ease the pain
and he'll go to sleep.
1:03:48
- Give him a drink?
- Less than a thimbleful.
1:03:51
You don't want Jack coming home
to a screaming baby.