Meet the Fockers
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1:03:02
Ass... hole.
1:03:06
- Yeah, hello?
- Hi, it's me. How's it going?

1:03:09
Horribly.
He's crying and screaming and cursing.

1:03:13
That poor kid
is desperate for human contact.

1:03:15
Hold him and kiss him.
Do whatever it takes.

1:03:18
I've been hugging him in secret.
Feeding him chocolates, too.

1:03:28
...and told Elmo all about it.
1:03:30
All animals have babies.
1:03:37
Say hello to my little friend.
1:03:42
He's probably teething,
so put a dab of rum in his milk.

1:03:45
It'll ease the pain
and he'll go to sleep.

1:03:48
- Give him a drink?
- Less than a thimbleful.

1:03:51
You don't want Jack coming home
to a screaming baby.

1:04:02
Listen to your mother.
Goodbye. I love you.

1:04:04
All right. Mom?
1:04:13
OK, Little Jack,
I got a surprise for you.

1:04:18
Little Jack?
1:04:21
Mr Moose is looking for you.
Oh, shit.

1:04:24
Where the hell did he go?
1:04:26
LJ? Little Jack.
1:04:33
LJ. Little Jack. Where are you?
1:04:37
Does that Jorge
resemble anyone you know?

1:04:40
No one I know.
1:04:51
There's something
you don't see every day.

1:04:55
Focker. Focker.
1:04:57
OK, I know this looks bad,
but I can explain.

1:04:59
What happened?
I said no monkey business.


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