1:05:02
- There was no monkey business.
- You're wearing my breast.
1:05:05
Little Jack is drinking.
Moses is sodomizing Jinxy.
1:05:08
No monkey business?
What is going on here?
1:05:11
- We're home.
- Hey, guys.
1:05:13
Give me the bottle.
1:05:15
- What happened to Little Jack?
- His hands are stuck.
1:05:18
- Thanks.
- You bet they're stuck.
1:05:20
Greg, how did this happen?
And why are you wearing antlers?
1:05:23
- It's very complicated.
- It's just glue. He's fine.
1:05:27
He's not. If he had
the use of his hands, he'd say so.
1:05:29
- All right.
- Honey, are you OK?
1:05:33
- Greg...
- Dina? Pam?
1:05:36
Yes, Dad. Coming.
Little Jack?
1:05:38
Honey, I said a thimble,
not a bottle.
1:05:44
- Oh, Greg.
- Hey.
1:05:47
- How's the little guy doing?
- Everything's just as good as new.
1:05:51
- Yeah?
- Dad, come on.
1:06:01
- Is he all right?
- He's asleep.
1:06:03
I don't care if they called you
Larry Poppins. You can't handle a child.
1:06:07
- It was Barry Poppins.
- What cocktail were you making?
1:06:11
He's teething. I told Greg
to give him rum to ease the pain.
1:06:14
- It was your idea?
- Yes.
1:06:16
- What is wrong with you people?
- I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums.
1:06:20
Look what happened to him.
You couldn't follow simple instructions?
1:06:23
He was screaming so I gave him
a little attention, OK?
1:06:26
These setbacks are disastrous
for his development.
1:06:30
Don't exaggerate.
1:06:31
The child is adorable,
but he's not Little Buddha.
1:06:34
What are you saying?
1:06:35
I've seen that kid eat at least
15 boogers since he's been here.
1:06:39
I've got news for you.
Prodigies don't eat their own boogers.
1:06:42
And prodigies don't come in tenth place.
1:06:45
OK, Dad, that's my fiancé.
1:06:47
I have never seen people
celebrate such mediocrity.
1:06:50
Why? Because we love our son?
We hug our son?
1:06:53
The truth is, you are so concerned
about that Little Jack
1:06:57
but I think it's the Little Jack in you
who's crying out for a hug.