1:06:01
- Is he all right?
- He's asleep.
1:06:03
I don't care if they called you
Larry Poppins. You can't handle a child.
1:06:07
- It was Barry Poppins.
- What cocktail were you making?
1:06:11
He's teething. I told Greg
to give him rum to ease the pain.
1:06:14
- It was your idea?
- Yes.
1:06:16
- What is wrong with you people?
- I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums.
1:06:20
Look what happened to him.
You couldn't follow simple instructions?
1:06:23
He was screaming so I gave him
a little attention, OK?
1:06:26
These setbacks are disastrous
for his development.
1:06:30
Don't exaggerate.
1:06:31
The child is adorable,
but he's not Little Buddha.
1:06:34
What are you saying?
1:06:35
I've seen that kid eat at least
15 boogers since he's been here.
1:06:39
I've got news for you.
Prodigies don't eat their own boogers.
1:06:42
And prodigies don't come in tenth place.
1:06:45
OK, Dad, that's my fiancé.
1:06:47
I have never seen people
celebrate such mediocrity.
1:06:50
Why? Because we love our son?
We hug our son?
1:06:53
The truth is, you are so concerned
about that Little Jack
1:06:57
but I think it's the Little Jack in you
who's crying out for a hug.
1:07:02
The Little Jack in me?
1:07:05
You have issues. You run around with
a rubber boob strapped to your chest.
1:07:10
- Were you breast-fed?
- Mom, stop.
1:07:12
- Key question.
- I guess not.
1:07:14
Spare the drugstore psychology.
1:07:16
- It all comes down to that.
- Everybody, all right, just...
1:07:20
Everybody just stop. OK?
1:07:22
Jack, yes, Little Jack wouldn't
stop crying so I gave him some hugs
1:07:27
and I let him watch TV.
1:07:28
I answered the phone,
I came back in,
1:07:30
he'd let himself out of the playpen,
put on Scarface
1:07:33
and glued his hands
to the rum bottle. OK?
1:07:39
- That's it.
- Oh. That's it.
1:07:41
Greg just said that's it,
so I feel better. That's it.
1:07:46
OK, let it go.
He's fine, Greg. He's asleep.
1:07:52
He spoke.
1:07:54
Ass... hole.
1:07:56
- What?
- I dunno. Come on.
1:07:59
Did he say what I thought he said?