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1:07:02
The Little Jack in me?
1:07:05
You have issues. You run around with
a rubber boob strapped to your chest.

1:07:10
- Were you breast-fed?
- Mom, stop.

1:07:12
- Key question.
- I guess not.

1:07:14
Spare the drugstore psychology.
1:07:16
- It all comes down to that.
- Everybody, all right, just...

1:07:20
Everybody just stop. OK?
1:07:22
Jack, yes, Little Jack wouldn't
stop crying so I gave him some hugs

1:07:27
and I let him watch TV.
1:07:28
I answered the phone,
I came back in,

1:07:30
he'd let himself out of the playpen,
put on Scarface

1:07:33
and glued his hands
to the rum bottle. OK?

1:07:39
- That's it.
- Oh. That's it.

1:07:41
Greg just said that's it,
so I feel better. That's it.

1:07:46
OK, let it go.
He's fine, Greg. He's asleep.

1:07:52
He spoke.
1:07:54
Ass... hole.
1:07:56
- What?
- I dunno. Come on.

1:07:59
Did he say what I thought he said?
1:08:02
Little Jack, what did you just say?
1:08:05
Ass... hole.
1:08:11
His first word?
1:08:16
It just slipped out of my mouth. He...
1:08:19
- He has a mind like a sponge.
- Enough.

1:08:21
I'm calling a family conference.
1:08:23
Great idea. Let's finally get
your problems out on the table.

1:08:26
With my own family. Excuse us. I'd like
to talk to Pam and Dina in private.

1:08:30
Of course. Of course.
Take your time.

1:08:33
Come on, honey. Come on.
1:08:37
I'm not sure this wedding
is a good idea, to say the least.

1:08:40
I don't like what I see
of these Fockers.

1:08:42
What?
1:08:43
Has Greg mentioned a Jorge to you?
1:08:45
I don't know
what you're talking about. No, why?

1:08:48
I think your fiancé
may have skeletons in his closet

1:08:51
he's not telling you about.
Skeletons don't like living in closets.

1:08:55
God, here we go again.
Dad, listen.

1:08:57
- Greg has no skeletons, OK?
- Oh, really?

1:08:59
- No.
- You know that?


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