1:23:00
I went to the bathroom to pee,
1:23:02
and now I am talking to you, my fiancée,
who I've delayed marrying for two years
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because I didn't want
our parents to meet.
1:23:10
What?
1:23:11
- What?
- What?
1:23:14
You don't like me? It's OK.
I don't like your little red outfit.
1:23:18
Makes you look
like a demon baby.
1:23:20
Maybe I'll get you
a pitchfork for Christmas,
1:23:22
so we can put you on a can
of Underwood ham.
1:23:25
I'm sorry I can't make
little poop sounds
1:23:27
and I can't make little things that
tell people when I want to do things.
1:23:31
Guess what.
I can make a sign to you, too.
1:23:34
How's that for a sign?
1:23:39
Look, Bernie's onstage. Come on.
1:23:41
Now, to say a few words,
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one of the great
registered nurses of all time,
1:23:47
Gaylord Myron Focker.
1:23:50
Come on, let's give it up to Gay.
Give it up to him.
1:23:57
Bernie Focker.
1:24:00
I love the shirt, Dad.
1:24:03
Thank you.
1:24:04
All right.
It's great to be here with all of you,
1:24:08
as I am about to set sail
in my ship of life
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with my first mate,
1:24:16
the beautiful young
blonde lass there. Hey, baby.
1:24:20
I love you, honey.
1:24:24
I still masturbate to Pam.
1:24:27
- Greg.
- What? It's true.
1:24:29
Honey, what? Come on.
You're hot. Look at her.
1:24:32
Look at those boobs. Man.
1:24:34
I just wanna lather them up with soap
and just...
1:24:38
I love it.
1:24:40
Man, I just wanna nestle in there
and take a little vacation in there.
1:24:46
- Honey.
- Honey, what? I'm sorry.
1:24:49
OK, excuse me for you being perfect.
1:24:52
Hey, you know who else is great?
That woman over there.
1:24:55
My future mother-in-law,
Dina Byrnes.