Meet the Fockers
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1:24:00
I love the shirt, Dad.
1:24:03
Thank you.
1:24:04
All right.
It's great to be here with all of you,

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as I am about to set sail
in my ship of life

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with my first mate,
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the beautiful young
blonde lass there. Hey, baby.

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I love you, honey.
1:24:24
I still masturbate to Pam.
1:24:27
- Greg.
- What? It's true.

1:24:29
Honey, what? Come on.
You're hot. Look at her.

1:24:32
Look at those boobs. Man.
1:24:34
I just wanna lather them up with soap
and just...

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I love it.
1:24:40
Man, I just wanna nestle in there
and take a little vacation in there.

1:24:46
- Honey.
- Honey, what? I'm sorry.

1:24:49
OK, excuse me for you being perfect.
1:24:52
Hey, you know who else is great?
That woman over there.

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My future mother-in-law,
Dina Byrnes.

1:25:06
If you want to know
what a woman will look like

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when she gets older,
look at her mother.

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Well, I'm a-lookin'
and I'm a-likin'.

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Look at her. Sweetness.
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Good genes in the Byrnes gene pool.
1:25:24
Hey. Hey, you.
Yeah, you.

1:25:27
Hold on. Pam, I got to tell you
something about this little dude.

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In my first really passionate
sexual awakening,

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I did in fact lose my virginity
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to our beautiful
housekeeper, Isabel...

1:25:40
Greg, that was in the past.
So come and sit down.

1:25:43
No, honey, I have to
get this off my chest.

1:25:45
Sit.
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We conceived a child.
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His name is Jorge Villalobos.
Come up here, Jorge.

1:25:57
Let's lift the veil of mystery.
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The fruit of my loins is right here.

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