Meet the Fockers
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1:33:02
I know how to handle local cops.
1:33:03
- Dad, don't do any talking.
- Don't shush me. I'm a lawyer.

1:33:07
Know how many tickets
I've talked myself out of?

1:33:09
Look at this yutz.
Don't they have height requirements?

1:33:12
We're screwed. Don't. Dad.
He said to remain in the vehicle.

1:33:18
Sir, I said to remain in your vehicle.
1:33:20
- I just wanna talk...
- I gave you an order.

1:33:23
- Let's talk like...
- Fail to comply, I will arrest you.

1:33:26
- His future father-in-law...
- Shut it.

1:33:28
...thinks Gay has a bastard son.
- I said, shut it.

1:33:31
- Shut it.
- I know my civil rights.

1:33:33
You know your rights?
1:33:37
- I have sensitive wrists.
- Sir, return to your vehicle.

1:33:40
- I don't know what he said...
- That's it. On your belly.

1:33:43
- My belly?
- Got a hearing problem, freak?

1:33:46
Now we got two failures to comply.
1:33:49
Now, I need the two of you
to remain on the vehicle.

1:33:58
- OK, now, here's my plan.
- Plan? Dad, no.

1:34:02
It was just a joke.
1:34:06
I'm sorry.
1:34:08
I was just trying to help you, Gay.
1:34:10
I know, Dad.
You're always trying to help.

1:34:19
What's the intel
on Operation Living Skeleton?

1:34:22
Focker's not the kid's father, Jack.
1:34:24
Are you kidding me?
I was sure I had that pegged.

1:34:27
I'm sending you a visual uplink.
1:34:29
The dad was a minor-league
Florida ballplayer.

1:34:33
His name is Rusty Bridges.
1:34:37
We all make mistakes, Santa.
Foxtrot One out.

1:34:49
34 years spent reading other people
and I get it all wrong.

1:34:53
My own wife,
I don't even know what she's thinking

1:34:55
and my daughter
keeps secrets from me.

1:34:58
Sometimes I think you're the only person
I can really talk to, LJ.


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