Meet the Fockers
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Ass... hole.
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I know.
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F-O-C-K...
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Fock-kare.
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Hey, it's Jack.
Hey, Jack. Jack.

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Jack.
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Halt.
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- Jack. Jack.
- Jack.

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Weaver stance.
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Oh, my God. You shot my son.
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Halt.
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Your son has merely been stunned
by a less-than-lethal weapon.

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Remain calm.
50,000 volts of electricity

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are now passing into
your skeletal muscle tissue.

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Your nervous system
has been incapacitated,

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but you will regain
motor functions momentarily.

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Do you mind telling me
why you are arresting these men?

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Oh, mercy.
It just gets better and better.

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That is none of your business,
lookie-loo.

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- Gay?
- Return to your camper.

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At ease. Put away the TASER.
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- Jack Byrnes, CIA.
- Cl-what?

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It says here you're retired.
What you gonna show me now, old timer?

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- Your AARP card?
- You listen to me. Listen good.

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- What's he doing?
- Don't worry.

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- He'll get us out of this.
- You have...

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- Stand down, sir.
- I will not. You stand down.

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- I will not stand down.
- You will.

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Or you'll be working security
in a retirement home.

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Remain calm.
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It's been an hour.
You think they caught up with him?

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I'm sure, sweetheart.
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If I know Bernie,
they're in a café in Little Havana,

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eating chimichangas
and working out their issues.


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