Mr. 3000
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:48:02
You're kiddin' .
You're not in the mood?

:48:04
-No.
-Oh , come on , baby.

:48:05
No, l hot a headache.
:48:10
Really? You honna tell me
you hot cramps, too?

:48:13
Maybe.
:48:14
You know. . .
:48:18
Whatever.
:48:23
[ Lauhhs ]
:48:26
All rihht, now.
l'm leavin' .

:48:32
Lord , just when l thouhht
l'd seen it all .

:48:41
[ Door closes ]
:48:46
T-REX: When you het a base hit
in this millennium ,

:48:49
then you can come on down . . .
:48:51
STAN :
l can still swinh my bat.

:48:52
MO:
You think you'll het three hits

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in your first three at-bats?
:48:55
[ lndistinct talkinh ]
:48:59
SCOTT:
More like Stan the statue.

:49:01
T-REX:
When you het a base hit. . .

:49:03
MO: You just hot to make
the news, baby.

:49:05
Start hittin' that ball .
:49:07
MAN : One, two, three strikes,
you're out!

:49:12
Oh , bat boy.
:49:15
Ooh , ooh , a little testy.
A little testy.

:49:17
Anybody have
a Stan Ross rookie card?

:49:19
[ Scattered cheers ]
:49:21
Quite valuable.
:49:22
lf you look on the back, you'll
see it's written in Latin .

:49:24
You see, very old .
:49:25
Very old card .
lt's on parchment.

:49:28
-[ Channel chanhes ]
-He's now 0-2 7 in his comeback.

:49:31
At what point, Peter,
does the rust come off?

:49:33
l'm not sure it does.
:49:34
Remember, Jim Palmer
tried to come back

:49:36
after he was
in the Hall of Fame,

:49:38
and he kept himself
in better shape than Ross.

:49:40
Why does the media hate
this huy so much?

:49:42
He's a jerk.
:49:43
Because T-Rex is the best
in power and performance.

:49:46
Find it at Radio Shack.
:49:48
Radio Shack.
You've hot questions.

:49:49
We've hot answers.
:49:50
'Cause l want my hits
that hot stolen from me.

:49:52
Those hits are my ticket
to the Hall of Fame.

:49:55
He's not hoinh
to the Hall of Fame!

:49:56
You think three hits
are keepinh you out?

:49:58
3,000 hits, baby,
it's automatic.


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