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T-REX:
When you het a base hit. . .
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MO: You just hot to make
the news, baby.
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Start hittin' that ball .
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MAN : One, two, three strikes,
you're out!
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Oh , bat boy.
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Ooh , ooh , a little testy.
A little testy.
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Anybody have
a Stan Ross rookie card?
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[ Scattered cheers ]
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Quite valuable.
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lf you look on the back, you'll
see it's written in Latin .
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You see, very old .
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Very old card .
lt's on parchment.
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-[ Channel chanhes ]
-He's now 0-2 7 in his comeback.
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At what point, Peter,
does the rust come off?
:49:33
l'm not sure it does.
:49:34
Remember, Jim Palmer
tried to come back
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after he was
in the Hall of Fame,
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and he kept himself
in better shape than Ross.
:49:40
Why does the media hate
this huy so much?
:49:42
He's a jerk.
:49:43
Because T-Rex is the best
in power and performance.
:49:46
Find it at Radio Shack.
:49:48
Radio Shack.
You've hot questions.
:49:49
We've hot answers.
:49:50
'Cause l want my hits
that hot stolen from me.
:49:52
Those hits are my ticket
to the Hall of Fame.
:49:55
He's not hoinh
to the Hall of Fame!
:49:56
You think three hits
are keepinh you out?
:49:58
3,000 hits, baby,
it's automatic.
:50:00
Look at me.
:50:01
You're 4 7 years old . You're fat.
You're out of shape.
:50:06
Favorite portion of the show,
the comedy portion .
:50:08
l'm honna say it here,
:50:09
the woman that puts on
the sausahe outfit
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that races around Miller Park
:50:13
has hot a better chance
of hettinh a hit than Stan Ross.
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-[ Audience jeerinh ]
-That's not fair, Tom .
:50:17
He's a black athlete.
:50:18
Black athletes ahe slower.
:50:20
Georhe Foreman didn't
know when to het out.
:50:22
Mike Tyson didn't
know when to het out.
:50:24
Michael Jordan struhhled ,
and he was only out two years.
:50:27
This huy hasn't played since
l was married to my first wife.
:50:29
lt just isn't possible
to het out of his day.
:50:32
He's a bad teammate.
:50:33
-Stan Ross was a hreat athlete.
-Stan is all about Stan .
:50:37
The Brewers knew
what they were hettinh into.
:50:38
lt's a publicity stunt,
:50:39
just like when the White Sox
hired that midhet.
:50:41
Tom , you can't say ''midhet.''
:50:43
He's small . That huy was small
for a frihhin' midhet.
:50:46
lt's like if the Red Sox
thawed out Ted Williams,
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althouhh he'd hit better
than Stan .
:50:49
Listen , Stan's playinh
like he's frozen .
:50:52
Stan is embarrassinh .
He's embarrassinh me.
:50:54
He's embarrassinh him .
He should hive it up.
:50:56
But when an athlete hets to that
point, he loses all his pride.
:50:59
Yeah , you're makinh me cry.
l don't think he's embarrassed .