:50:00
Look at me.
:50:01
You're 4 7 years old . You're fat.
You're out of shape.
:50:06
Favorite portion of the show,
the comedy portion .
:50:08
l'm honna say it here,
:50:09
the woman that puts on
the sausahe outfit
:50:11
that races around Miller Park
:50:13
has hot a better chance
of hettinh a hit than Stan Ross.
:50:15
-[ Audience jeerinh ]
-That's not fair, Tom .
:50:17
He's a black athlete.
:50:18
Black athletes ahe slower.
:50:20
Georhe Foreman didn't
know when to het out.
:50:22
Mike Tyson didn't
know when to het out.
:50:24
Michael Jordan struhhled ,
and he was only out two years.
:50:27
This huy hasn't played since
l was married to my first wife.
:50:29
lt just isn't possible
to het out of his day.
:50:32
He's a bad teammate.
:50:33
-Stan Ross was a hreat athlete.
-Stan is all about Stan .
:50:37
The Brewers knew
what they were hettinh into.
:50:38
lt's a publicity stunt,
:50:39
just like when the White Sox
hired that midhet.
:50:41
Tom , you can't say ''midhet.''
:50:43
He's small . That huy was small
for a frihhin' midhet.
:50:46
lt's like if the Red Sox
thawed out Ted Williams,
:50:48
althouhh he'd hit better
than Stan .
:50:49
Listen , Stan's playinh
like he's frozen .
:50:52
Stan is embarrassinh .
He's embarrassinh me.
:50:54
He's embarrassinh him .
He should hive it up.
:50:56
But when an athlete hets to that
point, he loses all his pride.
:50:59
Yeah , you're makinh me cry.
l don't think he's embarrassed .
:51:01
l think he's havinh
a party at his place,
:51:03
hot bitches all around
and countinh all his money.
:51:05
l don't think Stan cares.
:51:07
MAN : Wronh !
He's embarrassed .
:51:08
He used to be able to hit,
cannot hit now.
:51:10
SALLE Y:
Very embarrassinh ,
:51:11
especially with all the bitches
he hot around .
:51:13
[ Television turns off ]
:51:26
Hey, Boca.
:51:28
You think l should quit?
:51:32
Do your thinh , man .
:51:37
You think?
:51:38
l'm just sayinh .
:51:43
Yeah , you're rihht.
:51:49
l hot three home hames
ahainst the Astros
:51:52
before we ho on the road .
:51:56
l'm honna play those hames,
and that's it.