Napoleon Dynamite
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:05:07
Your current event, Napoleon.
:05:22
Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"...
:05:25
placed explosive detonators
at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness -

:05:29
to blow Nessie
out of the water.

:05:37
Sir Curt Godfrey
of the Nessie Alliance -

:05:40
summoned the help of
Scotland's local wizards..

:05:42
to cast a protective spell over the lake
and its local residents -

:05:47
and all those who seek for
the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

:06:09
Yes. Yes.
:06:11
Yes. Yes.
:06:15
Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do
all last summer again?

:06:18
I told you. I spent it with my uncle
in Alaska hunting wolverines.

:06:22
- Did you shoot any?
- Yes, like 50 of'em.

:06:25
They kept tryin'to attack my cousins. What
the heck would you do in a situation like that?

:06:29
- What kind of gun did you use?
- A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?

:06:33
You think you're funny?
Just watch your step.

:06:36
But I didn't...
:06:44
Hey, could I use your guys's
phone for a sec?

:06:47
- Is there anything wrong?
- I don't feel very good.


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