Napoleon Dynamite
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:06:09
Yes. Yes.
:06:11
Yes. Yes.
:06:15
Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do
all last summer again?

:06:18
I told you. I spent it with my uncle
in Alaska hunting wolverines.

:06:22
- Did you shoot any?
- Yes, like 50 of'em.

:06:25
They kept tryin'to attack my cousins. What
the heck would you do in a situation like that?

:06:29
- What kind of gun did you use?
- A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?

:06:33
You think you're funny?
Just watch your step.

:06:36
But I didn't...
:06:44
Hey, could I use your guys's
phone for a sec?

:06:47
- Is there anything wrong?
- I don't feel very good.

:07:13
- Hi.
- Is Grandma there?

:07:16
No, she's getting
her hair done.

:07:22
- What do you need?
- Can you just go get her for me?

:07:25
- I'm really busy right now.
- Well, just tell her to come get me.

:07:28
- Why?
- 'Cause I don't feel good.

:07:31
- Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
- No, she doesn't know anything.

:07:35
- Will you just come get me?
- No.

:07:38
Well, will you do me
a favor then?

:07:40
- What?
- Can you bring me my ChapStick?

:07:42
- No, Napoleon.
- But my lips hurt real bad.

:07:45
Just borrow some from the school nurse.
I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.

:07:49
I'm not gonna use hers,
you sicko.

:07:51
See ya.
:07:53
Idiot!
:07:57
David Dempke, please come to the office.

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