Napoleon Dynamite
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:07:13
- Hi.
- Is Grandma there?

:07:16
No, she's getting
her hair done.

:07:22
- What do you need?
- Can you just go get her for me?

:07:25
- I'm really busy right now.
- Well, just tell her to come get me.

:07:28
- Why?
- 'Cause I don't feel good.

:07:31
- Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
- No, she doesn't know anything.

:07:35
- Will you just come get me?
- No.

:07:38
Well, will you do me
a favor then?

:07:40
- What?
- Can you bring me my ChapStick?

:07:42
- No, Napoleon.
- But my lips hurt real bad.

:07:45
Just borrow some from the school nurse.
I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.

:07:49
I'm not gonna use hers,
you sicko.

:07:51
See ya.
:07:53
Idiot!
:07:57
David Dempke, please come to the office.
:08:00
- David Dempke.
- You do understand English?

:08:03
This isn't that complex.
Look, the cafeteria's down the hall -

:08:07
to the right and downstairs.
:08:10
Hey, is that a new kid
or something?

:08:12
Napoleon, this is Pedro.
:08:14
Would you mind showing him
where his locker is?

:08:16
Sure. Come on.
:08:22
You know, there's, like,
a buttload of gangs at this school.

:08:26
This one gang kept wanting me to join
'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

:08:33
Do you ride the bus
to school?

:08:35
No. I ride my bike.
:08:37
- What kind of bike do you have?
- It's a Sledgehammer.

:08:40
Dang!
:08:42
You got shocks, pegs.
:08:44
Lucky!
:08:47
You ever take it off
any sweet jumps?

:08:57
You got, like,
three feet of air that time.


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