Napoleon Dynamite
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:10:00
Make yourself a dang
quesadilla!

:10:02
Fine!
:10:04
I'll be back tomorrow.
:10:12
Stay home and eat all
the freakin' chips, Kip!

:10:15
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been
chatting online with babes all day.

:10:20
Besides, we both know
I'm training to become a cage fighter.

:10:23
Since when, Kip?
You have the worst reflexes of all time.

:10:26
- Try and hit me, Napoleon.
- What?

:10:28
I said come down here and see
what happens if you try and hit me.

:10:34
Such an idiot.
:10:36
Let me see what
your best move is.

:10:46
I'll go get it.
:10:49
Geez!
:10:57
Um, hello.
:10:59
Would you like to
look like this?

:11:05
This is a girl.
:11:08
Because for
a limited time only -

:11:10
glamour shots by Deb
are 75% off.

:11:13
I already get my hair cut
at the Cuttin' Corral.

:11:15
Well, maybe you'd be interested
in some home-woven handicrafts.

:11:21
I'm Rex -
:11:23
founder of the Rex Kwon Do
Self-Defense System.

:11:25
After one week with me in my dojo,
you'll be prepared to defend yourself -

:11:29
with the strength
of a grizzly -

:11:31
the reflexes of a puma -
:11:35
and the wisdom of a man.
:11:39
Come down today
for your free trial lesson!

:11:45
In here we have
some boondoggle key chains.

:11:48
A must-have for
this season's fashion.

:11:51
I already made, like, infinity
of those at Scout camp.

:11:54
Well, is anyone else here?
:11:56
I'm trying to earn money
for college.

:11:58
Your mom goes to college.

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