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:11:05
This is a girl.
:11:08
Because for
a limited time only -

:11:10
glamour shots by Deb
are 75% off.

:11:13
I already get my hair cut
at the Cuttin' Corral.

:11:15
Well, maybe you'd be interested
in some home-woven handicrafts.

:11:21
I'm Rex -
:11:23
founder of the Rex Kwon Do
Self-Defense System.

:11:25
After one week with me in my dojo,
you'll be prepared to defend yourself -

:11:29
with the strength
of a grizzly -

:11:31
the reflexes of a puma -
:11:35
and the wisdom of a man.
:11:39
Come down today
for your free trial lesson!

:11:45
In here we have
some boondoggle key chains.

:11:48
A must-have for
this season's fashion.

:11:51
I already made, like, infinity
of those at Scout camp.

:11:54
Well, is anyone else here?
:11:56
I'm trying to earn money
for college.

:11:58
Your mom goes to college.
:12:00
Let's bring in that...
:12:23
Tina, you fat lard.
Come get some dinner.

:12:30
Tina, eat.
Eat the food.

:12:34
Eat the food!
:12:51
It'd be nice if you could
pull me into town.


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