Napoleon Dynamite
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:12:00
Let's bring in that...
:12:23
Tina, you fat lard.
Come get some dinner.

:12:30
Tina, eat.
Eat the food.

:12:34
Eat the food!
:12:51
It'd be nice if you could
pull me into town.

:13:07
My name is Rex, and if you study
with my eight-week program -

:13:10
you will learn a system
of self-defense -

:13:12
that I developed over two seasons
of fighting in the Octagon.

:13:15
It's called Rex Kwon Do!
:13:18
I need a volunteer.
:13:21
Okay, you'll do.
Come up here.

:13:25
Bow to your sensei.
Bow to your sensei!

:13:27
Okay.
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Now, I'm gonna give you
one chance.

:13:32
One chance, people.
Give me your best shot.

:13:38
All right.
That was pretty good. Okay.

:13:41
Now, watch this, everybody.
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Grab my arm.
The other arm.

:13:45
My other arm.
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Now watch this. I'm just gonna break
the wrist and walk away.

:13:50
Break the wrist, walk away.
:13:52
- Geez!
- Okay.

:13:54
It's just that simple.
Now, I want you to kick me.

:13:56
Come on. Kick me.
:13:59
Okay, do it again.

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