:12:03
Is he coming out, or not?
:12:06
Not.
:12:09
Mercy House
is a Christian treatment facility
:12:11
where they deal with
everything from drug abuse,
:12:14
to alcoholism, to de-gayification,
and unwed mothers.
:12:24
I need to tell you guys something.
:12:32
What? It wasn't like it was
some kind of secret.
:12:35
The guy was like
a one-man gay pride parade.
:12:46
You know, we've never
had a gay at American Eagle.
:12:50
We're not gonna
tell anyone, okay?
:12:52
Sure.
:12:55
Hilary Faye.
:12:58
- You promised me.
- Yeah, that's fine.
:13:01
What if you had married him?
:13:02
The gayness would be
passed on to your children.
:13:11
Cassandra Edelstein was the only
Jewish to ever attend American Eagles.
:13:16
She transferred in last year
amid rumors that she was a stripper.
:13:19
Everyone wanted to get her saved,
especially Hilary Faye.
:13:24
Hi, Cass.
Welcome back.
:13:29
Smoking isn't just bad for you,
it's bad for all of us.
:13:33
Secondhand smoke kills.
:13:34
I'm counting on it.
:13:37
Oh, my gosh!
Hilary Faye, are you okay?!
:13:40
I bet she doesn't even have
a handicap permit for her car.
:13:46
And I'm right!
:13:50
Oh, my God.
:13:59
Come on. We don't want to be late
for homeroom, okay?