:13:01
What if you had married him?
:13:02
The gayness would be
passed on to your children.
:13:11
Cassandra Edelstein was the only
Jewish to ever attend American Eagles.
:13:16
She transferred in last year
amid rumors that she was a stripper.
:13:19
Everyone wanted to get her saved,
especially Hilary Faye.
:13:24
Hi, Cass.
Welcome back.
:13:29
Smoking isn't just bad for you,
it's bad for all of us.
:13:33
Secondhand smoke kills.
:13:34
I'm counting on it.
:13:37
Oh, my gosh!
Hilary Faye, are you okay?!
:13:40
I bet she doesn't even have
a handicap permit for her car.
:13:46
And I'm right!
:13:50
Oh, my God.
:13:59
Come on. We don't want to be late
for homeroom, okay?
:14:09
Let's get to class.
:14:12
- Hi, Matt.
- Hey.
:14:22
- I'm a Jewel.
- Oh, it's awesome!
:14:32
Hey, guys, guess what?
:14:35
I think Jesus appeared to me
in my fish tank, and he--
:14:39
It's okay, it didn't move.
:14:41
The tank's kinda dirty
and most of the fish are dead,
:14:43
but my mom said if you guys--
:14:45
Okay, Tia, thanks.
:14:46
- I'll see you after class.
- I'll talk to you guys after class.
:14:50
I hope you all
let God use you as a vessel
:14:54
for his divine plan this summer.
:14:57
I'm sure by now most of you
have noticed the beautiful billboard