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Welcome to his home.
Jesus loves you.

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Praise Jesus.
Accept him into your heart.

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Hallelujah!
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Hallelujah!
Bear witness.

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She's speaking
God's love language, folks!

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Oh, my God.
The Jew girl's speaking in tongues!

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She's gonna show her boobs.
Thank you, Jesus.

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She is!
She's gonna show her boobs!

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Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
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Mahh hotta pooosie!
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Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
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Mahh possie is a hot pooosie!
:21:49
She's saying
she's got a hot--

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After that, Cassandra's status
went from a cautionary tale to legend.

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It seemed like there was no act
too vulgar to get her expelled.

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The more she acted out...
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... the more Hilary Faye
wanted to get her saved.

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I am totally glad she wasn't expelled.
Her actions are such a cry for help.

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She may not know this now,
but she is like--

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she's like that much closer
to accepting Jesus in her heart, right?

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Seriously, she could be some poor savage
in some remote jungle somewhere

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who will never know the Lord
and who will never go to Heaven, ever.

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I think that's why God has missionaries
like Patrick to spread his word.

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Yeah.
What's up, guys?

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- You're Mary, right?
- Here's your board.

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- Thanks, bro.
- Yeah.

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You played the keyboard
during assembly. That was really cool.

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- Thanks.
- Isn't she great?

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She knows just how to compliment my
vocal stylings without overpowering them.

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We were just talking about
all your missionary work, it's so great.

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So, like, what part of the world
has the worst heathens?


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