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:22:01
It seemed like there was no act
too vulgar to get her expelled.

:22:05
The more she acted out...
:22:08
... the more Hilary Faye
wanted to get her saved.

:22:10
I am totally glad she wasn't expelled.
Her actions are such a cry for help.

:22:16
She may not know this now,
but she is like--

:22:18
she's like that much closer
to accepting Jesus in her heart, right?

:22:22
Seriously, she could be some poor savage
in some remote jungle somewhere

:22:26
who will never know the Lord
and who will never go to Heaven, ever.

:22:31
I think that's why God has missionaries
like Patrick to spread his word.

:22:38
Yeah.
What's up, guys?

:22:40
- You're Mary, right?
- Here's your board.

:22:42
- Thanks, bro.
- Yeah.

:22:44
You played the keyboard
during assembly. That was really cool.

:22:47
- Thanks.
- Isn't she great?

:22:48
She knows just how to compliment my
vocal stylings without overpowering them.

:22:53
We were just talking about
all your missionary work, it's so great.

:22:58
So, like, what part of the world
has the worst heathens?

:23:01
'Cause I'm so interested in that.
:23:04
Honestly, I couldn't say.
Mostly, I just stuck to skating.

:23:07
No, but how many of them
did you actually save, do you think?

:23:10
Guys, I totally scored
some free stuff for you.

:23:13
Thank you, Tia.
:23:14
Piss off, asshole!
:23:16
And another thing--
no more muffin for you.

:23:19
The muffin shop is closed!
:23:21
- Come on.
- Oh, my gosh.

:23:23
She is in worse shape
than I ever could have imagined, right?

:23:26
We need to show her
just how cool we Christians can be.

:23:29
- Totally.
- Let's start the laughing.

:23:32
Now!
:23:38
Cass, come join us.
We're just--

:23:41
Do you wanna go wait in the van again?
Do you know these are new pants!

:23:45
You're handicapped,
but get it together.

:23:49
Hey, Roland,
how about we get outta here.

:23:52
and you can give me
a little spin in that thing?

:23:55
Release his parking brake,
Hilary "Fake."

:23:57
You smell like Tia's dad.
Have you been drinking?


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