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I didn't ask you to get saved.
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Anyway, it's not a big deal.
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Last year I got saved
so I could go on a ski trip.

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Oh, my God!
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How do you feel?
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I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye.
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I told you!
How great is Jesus?

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About that, I've decided
to devote my life to Satan instead.

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Thanks, though!
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What?
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Who beefed?
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She was found to be pregnant
through the Holy Spirit.

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When he had contemplated this,
an angel of the Lord

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appeared to him in a dream
and said, "Joseph, son of David,

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"do not be afraid
to take Mary as your wife

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"because the child conceived in her
is from the Holy Spirit.

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Behold, a virgin shall conceive
and bear a son."

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I know this is,
like, totally wrong,

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but don't you ever wonder
if she made the whole thing up?

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I mean, you have to admit
it's a good one.

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It's not like anyone could use
virgin birth as an excuse again.

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I don't really think she made it up,
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but I could understand
why a girl would.

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Quit being so stingy.
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What? They're my
Valentine's Day chocolates.

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Hilary Faye, you bought them
for yourself, so it doesn't count.

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You still have that?
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I haven't decided
if I wanna give it to him yet.

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Well, you better decide fast.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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- Thank you.
- I made it myself.

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It's a dumb idea anyway.

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