:52:00
I know this is,
like, totally wrong,
:52:02
but don't you ever wonder
if she made the whole thing up?
:52:05
I mean, you have to admit
it's a good one.
:52:08
It's not like anyone could use
virgin birth as an excuse again.
:52:13
I don't really think she made it up,
:52:15
but I could understand
why a girl would.
:52:18
Quit being so stingy.
:52:21
What? They're my
Valentine's Day chocolates.
:52:23
Hilary Faye, you bought them
for yourself, so it doesn't count.
:52:29
You still have that?
:52:30
I haven't decided
if I wanna give it to him yet.
:52:33
Well, you better decide fast.
:52:41
Happy Valentine's Day.
:52:43
- Thank you.
- I made it myself.
:52:50
It's a dumb idea anyway.
:53:19
Mary's been going through
a lot of changes this year, and...
:53:22
a relationship is the last thing
she needs right now.
:53:26
Yeah, you're
the relationship expert.
:53:29
You and Mom
don't even talk any more.
:53:31
That's because your mom
has her missionary position,
:53:33
and I have my responsibilities
running the school, and--
:53:36
Mom told me
everything this summer.
:53:39
Why didn't you just get divorced
when she wanted to?
:53:43
Because divorce
is not part of God's plan.
:53:46
Dad, you need to think of a new plan.
:53:53
I thought you were
at your meeting with Pastor Skip.
:53:55
It got cancelled.
:53:57
Again?
That's, like, three times this week?