:23:21
Ow!
:23:22
- Jesus! I'm sorry!
- Watch your floorcraft, spasmo!
:23:25
What, you think you own this floor? I'll
have a bruise the size of Texas tomorrow!
:23:29
- Go away!
- Go away? You go away!
:23:31
Take your stupid music with you!
I can't dance to that crap.
:23:34
You just gonna stand there
and let that fat cow insult you?
:23:38
- I'm sorry, what did you say?
- Nothing. She didn't say anything.
:23:53
Sorry. These are the teeth
I wear for the Latin.
:23:56
It gets your smile out there.
Just a little bit bigger smile.
:23:59
Bam! Gets the judges right
in the eye, catches the light.
:24:02
And then the make-up -
you know the make-up.
:24:04
"Swish-butt," "Fancy pants,"
"Pinky boy"...
:24:07
All these names, all these names I've been
called ever since I was eight years old...
:24:10
and dancing around
to my mother's rumba records.
:24:13
You know what
the worst of it is? Huh?
:24:17
I'm not gay. Can you imagine how much
easier my life would be if I were?
:24:22
I mean, a straight man who likes
to dance around in sequins...
:24:24
walks a very lonely road.
I got news for you.
:24:27
Look, you're not gonna
tell anybody in the office, are you?
:24:29
No, no, no. I wouldn't do that.
Look, I'm in the same boat, aren't I?
:24:32
No, you're not. You're not.
:24:34
- Why not?
- Because... people like you.
:24:36
You know what I mean?
You're charming.
:24:38
I'm Linky Link. They would
crucify me if they found out.
:24:42
I'm the sports trivia king,
I'm the super sports fan, you know?
:24:46
- You don't like football?
- I... You know.
:24:49
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
:24:52
I mean, you know, four months of that,
I'm ready to put a gun to my head.
:24:56
- Fooled me.
- I know. I fooled everybody.
:24:59
You know what my dream is?