:24:02
And then the make-up -
you know the make-up.
:24:04
"Swish-butt," "Fancy pants,"
"Pinky boy"...
:24:07
All these names, all these names I've been
called ever since I was eight years old...
:24:10
and dancing around
to my mother's rumba records.
:24:13
You know what
the worst of it is? Huh?
:24:17
I'm not gay. Can you imagine how much
easier my life would be if I were?
:24:22
I mean, a straight man who likes
to dance around in sequins...
:24:24
walks a very lonely road.
I got news for you.
:24:27
Look, you're not gonna
tell anybody in the office, are you?
:24:29
No, no, no. I wouldn't do that.
Look, I'm in the same boat, aren't I?
:24:32
No, you're not. You're not.
:24:34
- Why not?
- Because... people like you.
:24:36
You know what I mean?
You're charming.
:24:38
I'm Linky Link. They would
crucify me if they found out.
:24:42
I'm the sports trivia king,
I'm the super sports fan, you know?
:24:46
- You don't like football?
- I... You know.
:24:49
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
:24:52
I mean, you know, four months of that,
I'm ready to put a gun to my head.
:24:56
- Fooled me.
- I know. I fooled everybody.
:24:59
You know what my dream is?
:25:01
What?
:25:04
My dream... is to be able
to dance free and proud.
:25:10
Under my own name.
For all the world to see.
:25:13
That's my dream.
:25:15
Did I get it all?
:25:23
Hey, Andy. It's Bev.
:25:24
Look, I'm sorry to call you so late.
I was just trying to find John.
:25:27
Called the office at six and Betsy said
that he'd left for the day, and I was just...
:25:33
You got home by five?
How did you manage that, you lucky dog?
:25:36
Ah, there's the door.
OK. See you. Bye.
:25:40
Sorry I'm late.
I got hung up at the office.
:25:42
I wish you'd call, 'cause we were looking
all over for your car keys forever...
:25:45
- I thought you were shopping with Jenna.
- That was weeks ago.
:25:48
I called the office and Betsy said
you left for the day at six.
:25:51
Yeah, I did - for a sandwich.
Then I came back.
:25:53
Oh. Well, I called your private line
a few times, nobody picked up.
:25:56
That's because I wasn't working
in my office, I was in Andy's.
:25:58
Oh. How is Andy?