:23:00
Bam! Gets the judges right
in the eye, catches the light.
:23:03
And then the make-up -
you know the make-up.
:23:05
"Swish-butt," "Fancy pants,"
"Pinky boy"...
:23:08
All these names, all these names I've been
called ever since I was eight years old...
:23:11
and dancing around
to my mother's rumba records.
:23:14
You know what
the worst of it is? Huh?
:23:18
I'm not gay. Can you imagine how much
easier my life would be if I were?
:23:22
I mean, a straight man who likes
to dance around in sequins...
:23:24
walks a very lonely road.
I got news for you.
:23:27
Look, you're not gonna
tell anybody in the office, are you?
:23:29
No, no, no. I wouldn't do that.
Look, I'm in the same boat, aren't I?
:23:32
No, you're not. You're not.
:23:34
- Why not?
- Because... people like you.
:23:36
You know what I mean?
You're charming.
:23:38
I'm Linky Link. They would
crucify me if they found out.
:23:42
I'm the sports trivia king,
I'm the super sports fan, you know?
:23:45
- You don't like football?
- I... You know.
:23:48
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
:23:51
I mean, you know, four months of that,
I'm ready to put a gun to my head.
:23:55
- Fooled me.
- I know. I fooled everybody.
:23:58
You know what my dream is?
:24:00
What?
:24:02
My dream... is to be able
to dance free and proud.
:24:08
Under my own name.
For all the world to see.
:24:11
That's my dream.
:24:13
Did I get it all?
:24:21
Hey, Andy. It's Bev.
:24:22
Look, I'm sorry to call you so late.
I was just trying to find John.
:24:25
Called the office at six and Betsy said
that he'd left for the day, and I was just...
:24:31
You got home by five?
How did you manage that, you lucky dog?
:24:34
Ah, there's the door.
OK. See you. Bye.
:24:37
Sorry I'm late.
I got hung up at the office.
:24:39
I wish you'd call, 'cause we were looking
all over for your car keys forever...
:24:42
- I thought you were shopping with Jenna.
- That was weeks ago.
:24:45
I called the office and Betsy said
you left for the day at six.
:24:47
Yeah, I did - for a sandwich.
Then I came back.
:24:49
Oh. Well, I called your private line
a few times, nobody picked up.
:24:52
That's because I wasn't working
in my office, I was in Andy's.
:24:54
Oh. How is Andy?
:24:56
We're working on a really big
estate plan together.