:25:01
Down to the last slime
covered toad stone.
:25:03
-And the squatters?
-As good as gone.
:25:10
What kind of quest?
:25:14
Ok, let me get this straight!
:25:15
We gonna go find the dragon
:25:17
and rescue a princess just so Farquaad
will give you back the swamp,
:25:19
which you only don't have,
'cause he filled it with full of freaks
on the first place.
:25:21
-Is that about right?
-You know what?
:25:23
Maybe there is a good reason,
donkeys shouldn't talk.
:25:26
I don't get it Shrek.
:25:28
Why didn't you just pull
some old Ogre stuff on them?
:25:29
You know, ??? .
:25:32
Grab his bones to make a bridge.
You know the whole Ogre trick.
:25:34
Oh, you know what.
:25:37
Maybe I could have decapitated
an entire village and
put their heads on a plate.
:25:40
Got a knife, cut open their spleens
and drink their fluids.
:25:44
Does that sound good to you?
:25:47
A, no, not really, no.
:25:49
For your information,
there is a lot more to Ogres
than people think.
:25:52
-Example.
-Example?
:25:55
OK, A-a-m, Ogres are like onions.
:26:00
-They stink?
-Yes, no.
:26:02
-Or, they make you cry.
-No.
:26:03
Oh, you leave them out on the sun
and they get all brown
and start to spread little white hairs?
:26:07
No! Layers!
Onions have layers.
:26:11
Ogres have layers.
Onions have layers.
:26:14
You get it?
We both have layers.
:26:19
Oh, you both have layers.
:26:23
You know not everybody likes onions.
:26:25
Cake! Everybody loves cakes.
Cakes have layers.
:26:29
I don't care
:26:30
what everyone likes.
:26:32
Ogres are not like cakes.
:26:38
You know what else everyone likes? Paffe.
:26:39
Have you ever met a person and you say:
"Hey, let's get some paffe" and
:26:42
they say I don't like paffe.
Paffe is delicious.
:26:44
No! You tensed, irritating,
miniature piece of burden.
:26:48
Ogres are like onions.
End of story.
:26:51
Bye, bye.
See you later.
:26:58
Paffe is maybe the most delicious thing
on the whole damn planet.