:26:00
-They stink?
-Yes, no.
:26:02
-Or, they make you cry.
-No.
:26:03
Oh, you leave them out on the sun
and they get all brown
and start to spread little white hairs?
:26:07
No! Layers!
Onions have layers.
:26:11
Ogres have layers.
Onions have layers.
:26:14
You get it?
We both have layers.
:26:19
Oh, you both have layers.
:26:23
You know not everybody likes onions.
:26:25
Cake! Everybody loves cakes.
Cakes have layers.
:26:29
I don't care
:26:30
what everyone likes.
:26:32
Ogres are not like cakes.
:26:38
You know what else everyone likes? Paffe.
:26:39
Have you ever met a person and you say:
"Hey, let's get some paffe" and
:26:42
they say I don't like paffe.
Paffe is delicious.
:26:44
No! You tensed, irritating,
miniature piece of burden.
:26:48
Ogres are like onions.
End of story.
:26:51
Bye, bye.
See you later.
:26:58
Paffe is maybe the most delicious thing
on the whole damn planet.
:27:02
You know I think I've preferred your humming.
:27:05
Do you have a tissue or something,
'cause I'm making a mess.
:27:07
Just the word paffe
has made me start sliming
:27:48
Uh, Shrek, did you do that?
:27:50
Man you got to warn somebody
before you just crack one off.
:27:53
My mouth was opened and everything.
:27:54
Believe me donkey, if it was me,
you'd be dead.
:27:58
It's brimstone.
We must be getting close.