Shrek 2

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SHREK 2

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Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

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But she had an enchantment upon her
of a fearful sort,

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which could only be broken by Love's first kiss.

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She was locked away in a castle
guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon.

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Many brave knights had attempted to free her
from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.

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She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest
room of the tallest tower for her true love

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and true love's first kiss.

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Like that's ever going to happen.

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What a loony.

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Somebody once told me

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The world is gonna roll me

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I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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She was looking kind of dumb

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With her finger and her thumb

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In the shape of
an "L" on her forehead

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Well, the years start coming

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And they don't stop coming

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Fed to the rules and
I hit the ground running

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Didn't make sense
not to live for fun

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Your brain gets smart
but your head gets dumb

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So much to do, so much to see

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So what's wrong with
taking the back streets

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You'll never know
if you don't go