:40:05
You think that Shrek is your true love.
:40:07
What is so funny?
:40:09
Let's just say,
I'm not your type, ok?
:40:12
Of course you are.
You're my rescuer.
:40:15
Now, now remove your helmet.
:40:17
Look.
I really don't think this is a good idea.
:40:20
-Just take off the helmet.
:40:22
-I'm not going to.
:40:22
-Take it off!
:40:23
-No!
:40:24
-Now!
:40:24
-Ok, easy.
:40:27
As you command your highness.
:40:40
You're an Ogre.
:40:43
Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.
:40:46
Well, yes, actually.
:40:51
Oh no. This is all wrong.
You're not supposed to be an Ogre.
:40:57
Princess, I was sent to rescue you
by lord Farquaad, ok?
:41:01
He's the one, who wants to marry you.
:41:03
Well, then why didn't he come to rescue me?
:41:05
Good question.
You should ask him that,
when we get there.
:41:09
But I have to be rescued
by my true love.
:41:12
Not by some Ogre and his pet.
:41:15
Well so much for noble steed.
:41:17
Look princess.
You're not making my job any easier.
:41:19
Well I'm sorry,
but your job is not my problem.
:41:23
You can tell lord Farquaad
that if he wants to rescue me properly,
:41:28
I'll be waiting for him right here.
:41:30
Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy,
all right?
:41:34
-I'm a delivery boy.
-You wouldn't dare.
:41:38
-You coming donkey?
-Put me down!
:41:40
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
:41:42
Put me down
or you will suffer the consequences.
:41:45
This is not dignified.
Put me down.
:41:51
Ok, here's another question.
:41:53
Let's say that a woman 'digged' you,
:41:54
but you don't really like her, that way.
:41:55
Now, how you let her down real easy,
so her feelings aren't hurt?
:41:57
But you don't get burned to a crisp neither.
How do you do this?