:14:01
And so beautiful, and so intelligent.
:14:03
You knew her, right?
:14:05
Oh, yeah. Real well. Still do.
:14:09
I'm worried about you, Miles.
:14:14
Do you need some money?
:14:19
Jack.
:14:22
Jack.
:14:24
Jack, come on.
:14:31
Man]
A rubber bag food slinger?
:14:35
Are you kidding me?
:14:37
Our super-amazing tree house...
:14:39
brought about by our
two-by-four technology-
:14:42
Jack! No, no, no, no. She'll wake up.
:14:45
Who did this?
:14:47
- I did!
- What?
:14:49
She was tired, silly.
:14:51
Our ship was so high!
:14:53
They need a vacation!
:14:55
Hamster holiday! Fun for all!
:15:11
Fuck! Too early in the morning for that.
You know what I mean?
:15:14
Oh. She's a kid, for God's sake.
:15:17
As if she would even be attracted
to guys like us in the first place.
:15:20
Speak for yourself, man. I get chicks
looking at me all the time. All ages.
:15:24
Dudes too.
:15:26
Well, it's not worth it.
You pay too big a price.
:15:28
- It's never free.
- You need to get laid, Miles.
:15:32
- - That's gonna be
my best-man gift to you this week.
:15:34
I'm gonna get you laid.
:15:36
Wonderful.
:15:38
I'm not gonna get you a gift certificate
or a penknife or any of that other horseshit.
:15:42
- I'd rather have a knife.
- No.
:15:44
You have been officially depressed
for, like, two years now.
:15:47
You're a negative guy anyway,
even back in college.
:15:50
- Mm-hmm.
- And now it's worse.
:15:52
You're wasting away. Teaching English
to fucking eighth-graders?
:15:55
When they oughta be reading what you wrote.
Your books, Miles.
:15:58
- I'm working on it.
- Not working hard enough.