:15:11
Fuck! Too early in the morning for that.
You know what I mean?
:15:14
Oh. She's a kid, for God's sake.
:15:17
As if she would even be attracted
to guys like us in the first place.
:15:20
Speak for yourself, man. I get chicks
looking at me all the time. All ages.
:15:24
Dudes too.
:15:26
Well, it's not worth it.
You pay too big a price.
:15:28
- It's never free.
- You need to get laid, Miles.
:15:32
- - That's gonna be
my best-man gift to you this week.
:15:34
I'm gonna get you laid.
:15:36
Wonderful.
:15:38
I'm not gonna get you a gift certificate
or a penknife or any of that other horseshit.
:15:42
- I'd rather have a knife.
- No.
:15:44
You have been officially depressed
for, like, two years now.
:15:47
You're a negative guy anyway,
even back in college.
:15:50
- Mm-hmm.
- And now it's worse.
:15:52
You're wasting away. Teaching English
to fucking eighth-graders?
:15:55
When they oughta be reading what you wrote.
Your books, Miles.
:15:58
- I'm working on it.
- Not working hard enough.
:16:00
- Are you still seeing that shrink?
- I saw him on Monday.
:16:04
I spent most of the time
helping him with his computer.
:16:07
Well, I say fuck therapy and-
What is that stuff you take? Xanax?
:16:11
And Lexapro, yes.
:16:13
Well, I say fuck that too.
You need to get your joint worked on, Miles.
:16:17
Okay, Jack- Jack-
:16:19
This week is not about me.
It is about you.
:16:24
I'm gonna show you a good time.
:16:27
We're gonna drink a lot of good wine,
we're gonna play some golf...
:16:30
we're gonna eat some great food,
enjoy the scenery...
:16:33
and we're gonna send you off in style,
mon frere.
:16:36
And get your bone smooched.
:16:55
You know what?
:16:57
Let's take the Santa Rosa Road exit
and hit Sanford first. Okay?