:12:35
Where were you?
:12:36
- Thought you'd abandoned us.
- I couldn't get away.
:12:40
- Did you bring it?
- She'd better had.
:12:42
Mr Cockerell.
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If you expect to perform,
I expect my guarantee.
:12:46
It's my risk, you know.
:12:52
It's illegal to have these on stage.
:13:08
Both of us
:13:10
were rather wondering
:13:12
if you were... really...
:13:16
...well, a gentleman.
:13:20
For, you see, my father's a wigmaker.
:13:23
He says you're much too beautiful
to be a gentleman.
:13:27
He says you must be a woman.
:13:29
My mother's friend,
the Earl of Lauderdale, says,
:13:33
if you're a man,
:13:36
you don't have a gentleman's thingy.
:13:38
He says you're like those Italian singers,
the whatsits?
:13:41
- Castrati.
- The Earl says
:13:43
they cut off your castrati at birth.
:13:47
Then you become a woman.
:13:48
So the Earl of Lauderdale is not a surgeon?
:13:50
No, he's an earl.
:13:55
Well...
:13:57
How then may we prove to both your
father and your mother's special friend...