:16:02
Universal sign for whores to let.
:16:05
How much for the each of you?
:16:07
For honour's sake, sir, assert yourself.
:16:10
Well, dear, how can I?
I'm but a wilting girl.
:16:13
Oh, come on, how much for a fuck?
:16:15
Do something!
:16:16
Very well. That one's a shilling,
that one's a penny. I'm five pounds a week.
:16:20
Sir, do you know who I am?
:16:22
I am Lady Aurelia Meresvale.
:16:24
- She's the shilling.
- Oh, you...!
:16:26
Driver, get us out of here!
:16:28
Wait a minute! I've got a shilling.
:16:30
Wait ho!
:16:32
I'm not done haggling yet.
:16:34
I warn you, sir, I doubt you'll find in me
what you're looking for.
:16:38
Oh, ho, ho! I'll be the judge of that.
:16:42
Now, come on
:16:44
Open up!
:16:47
Found a guardian at the gate, did you?
:16:52
Five pounds indeed.
:16:54
'Twas the weight, not the price.
:16:56
Wait a minute.
:16:58
Didn't say no, did I?
:17:00
I'm in the market for a mistress.
:17:03
A male one might be just the thing.
:17:05
- Sir, I am spoken for.
- Oh, come along!
:17:11
I shall never wear this glove again.
:17:12
- Ha, ha, ha!
- Mark me, bum boy!
:17:16
I shall see to you
and we shall settle this account.
:17:26
Two, three...
:17:27
four, five, six!
:17:32
Cheers!
:17:33
Even if it was only a one-off,
at least we did it once, eh?
:17:36
- And in under three hours!
- Oh, no, I have to go!
:17:39
- Maria!
- Maria, where are you going?
:17:46
- My dear!
- Mr Pepys!
:17:47
- Maria, that was quite a performance.
- Thank you, sir.
:17:50
- Hidden talents.
- Thank you.
:17:52
- Yes, well...
- Who'd have thought it?
:17:54
- Our secret, eh?
- Yes, quite.
:17:56
I say, do you know,
I was wondering, Maria,
:17:58
I know it is rather last-minute,
but still, if I may,