:17:00
I'm in the market for a mistress.
:17:03
A male one might be just the thing.
:17:05
- Sir, I am spoken for.
- Oh, come along!
:17:11
I shall never wear this glove again.
:17:12
- Ha, ha, ha!
- Mark me, bum boy!
:17:16
I shall see to you
and we shall settle this account.
:17:26
Two, three...
:17:27
four, five, six!
:17:32
Cheers!
:17:33
Even if it was only a one-off,
at least we did it once, eh?
:17:36
- And in under three hours!
- Oh, no, I have to go!
:17:39
- Maria!
- Maria, where are you going?
:17:46
- My dear!
- Mr Pepys!
:17:47
- Maria, that was quite a performance.
- Thank you, sir.
:17:50
- Hidden talents.
- Thank you.
:17:52
- Yes, well...
- Who'd have thought it?
:17:54
- Our secret, eh?
- Yes, quite.
:17:56
I say, do you know,
I was wondering, Maria,
:17:58
I know it is rather last-minute,
but still, if I may,
:18:00
tomorrow evening...
:18:04
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
:18:07
If you're free, that is?