:02:01
Now, the next time that a plane
goes down, you better be on it.
:02:07
Will you do my back, please?.
:02:09
-Sure.
-I don't wanna tan weird.
:02:11
-Am I tanning weird?.
-No.
:02:12
-Honestly.
-You're bronzing.
:02:23
There's no such thing
as a petty crime.
:02:26
No minor infractions.
:02:29
There's only the law.
:02:31
Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
:02:37
That's me in the leather jacket
and tight jeans.
:02:41
Dee that guy I'm chasing?
I hate him.
:02:43
and I'll do everything
in my power to stop him.
:02:46
Wanna play, let's play.
:02:48
Because it's my job to stop him.
:02:53
Goddamn!
:02:55
and the city pays me a damn
good salary to do my job.
:03:00
Besides, he crossed the line.
:03:03
and in Bay City,
when you cross the line...
:03:09
... your nuts are mine.
:03:12
I said, freeze!
:03:14
My name is David Dtarsky,
and I'm a cop.
:03:20
I've always had this theory
about police work:
:03:24
If you can 't beat them, join them.
:03:32
No! No! No!
:03:39
Put the money in there.
:03:41
Too many cops worry about
the wrong thing: crime.
:03:44
Not me, though.
I'm looking out for numero uno.
:03:48
-Hey, old-timer. Put this on Dallas.
-Come on! Let's go!
:03:54
I'm just a realist, that's all.
:03:56
and besides, you have any idea
how little the city pays us?