:18:00
Just a moment.
:18:02
"Spouse"?
:18:03
Why do I have to be
the spouse?
:18:06
It's not important.
:18:07
It is to me.
:18:09
I don't want
to be the spouse.
:18:11
Makes me sound
kind of wussy.
:18:13
You're supposed
to sound wussy.
:18:16
That's the whole point.
:18:17
Why can't you be
the spouse?
:18:19
I'm taller.
:18:19
Well, if it's such
a big issue,
:18:22
I'll be the spouse.
:18:23
You can be
head of household.
:18:27
That make you happy?
:18:28
Well, happier
than being the spouse.
:18:30
Help me through this.
:18:32
"Period of cohabitation."
:18:37
What?
:18:37
How long since
we moved in together?
:18:39
Well, we want the full
five years' back benefits,
:18:42
so six years.
:18:44
Now, hang on.
Hang on.
:18:46
When did your mssus
shoot through?
:18:48
About six years ago.
Perfect.
:18:51
Yeah, so, what, she left
:18:52
and then, straight away,
we move in together?
:18:56
What's wrong with that?
:18:57
Well, I don't want
to look easy.
:18:58
It looks like I got you
on the rebound.
:19:02
Okay.
:19:04
So we saw each other
on the sly
:19:05
for 12 months before,
okay?
:19:08
Sounds reasonable.
:19:10
It means neither of us
rushed into anything.
:19:13
[Laughs]
:19:14
Sometimes I seriously worry
about you, Ralphie.
:19:20
"Address
of shared residence."
:19:22
My place.
:19:24
I don't want it going down
:19:26
that I'm living
in a projection booth.
:19:29
Picky.
:19:30
"Orientation."
:19:33
Well, the backyard
faces northeast.
:19:36
Sexual orientation, mate.
:19:39
Sexual.
:19:40
Oh.
:19:40
I'll just put down,
"Couple of old up-your..."
:19:46
Bloody hell.
:19:47
Oh, my old mum
would spin in her grave
:19:50
if she saw that.
:19:51
No.
:19:52
"Private and confidential."
:19:54
That means
it's privileged information.
:19:57
Strictly between us
and them.
:19:59
How could anyone around here
ever find out?