:02:14
My firm's done a tremendous
amount of market research.
:02:17
We've discovered two things:
:02:19
One, most Americans feel
that Christmas is a time for family.
:02:23
Two, most Americans feel that in order
to stand being around their family,
:02:28
for even one or two days,
:02:29
they need to swill as much
alcohol as humanly possible.
:02:33
Now, I'd like you
to meet the Noggertons.
:02:37
They're a classic American family.
:02:39
They're together on Christmas,
they're fat-free,
:02:42
and 1 0 percent alcohol
by volume.
:02:43
Enjoy our family, so you can
enjoy your family.
:02:48
What do you think?
:02:49
So, you're suggesting we tell people
the only way to get through the holidays
:02:54
is to drink spiked egg nog?
:02:56
I'm suggesting the only way
to get through the holidays
:02:59
is to buy your farm-fresh, fat-free,
pre-spiked egg nog in a bottle.
:03:04
- Take care. All right.
- It's all good. How do you do it?
:03:09
I'm very excited.
I look forward to it.
:03:12
It went pretty well, huh?
:03:13
I'm a genius.
:03:15
I feel like I could sell
whale steaks to Greenpeace.
:03:17
Nice image.
:03:19
- Here are your tickets to Fiji.
- Ah.
:03:31
[Drew] Missy, we've been
dating a while.
:03:33
Let's take our relationship
to the next level.
:03:35
[Missy] I've hoped you would say that.
:03:37
[Drew] I got you a little
pre-Christmas Christmas gift.
:03:40
[Missy] Yeah?
:03:42
I want you to open it now
because it involves our future.
:03:47
The future of you and me together.
:03:50
It's kind of for both of us,
in that way.
:03:55
[gasps]
:03:57
[breathless] Okay.