Surviving Christmas
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That's right.
I do community theater.

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And this Christmas night,
I'm reprising my role as Scrooge

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in the Lincoln Wood
Theater Group's production

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of A Christmas Carol.
I hope you all can make it.

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Please stay in character, Saul, okay?
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"I'm so glad that you came here.
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You're gonna stay for
the whole Christmas holiday."

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Whoa, no, he's not.
I agreed to let you in the house,

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- not Doo-Doo over here.
- Doo-Dah.

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- Nobody's talkin' to you.
- [groans] Look.

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I'll give you $25,000.
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How you doin', Doo-Dah?
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You can stay in the living room.
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No, Dad, I'm sleeping
in the living room.

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Not anymore.
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Where am I gonna sleep?
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[dog barking]
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Ow.
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I hate these people.
:33:51
[# The Waitresses:
Christmas Wrapping]

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[# The Waitresses:
Christmas Wrapping]

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Everybody get some presents,
get your shoppin' done,

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and then we'll meet at 4:00
at Santa's Village to take pictures.

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Kids, don't lose track of time.
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Mom, you wanna stick
with Doo-Dah?

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- Why me?
- He's your father.

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- [Doo-Dah] How come you never call?
- Tom! Tom! Tom!

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Yes, Drew?
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Aren't you forgettin' something, T-Bone?
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Here you go, Lenny.
Happy holidays to you.

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- [Lenny] You too.
- Hey, Tommy!

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[laughing] Nice hat.
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- How's the holidays?
- Considering I got a pain in my ass

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about six feet tall
in my house, all right.

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Oh, relatives, huh?
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- Kinda.
- Oh, your wife's family.

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They hang around your house
all day and drink your beer.

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They eat your salami.
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- Hey, guys! Wait up!
- [Alicia sighs]

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- [screeching]
- [honking]

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[man] Asshole!

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