Surviving Christmas
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:34:05
Everybody get some presents,
get your shoppin' done,

:34:08
and then we'll meet at 4:00
at Santa's Village to take pictures.

:34:12
Kids, don't lose track of time.
:34:14
Mom, you wanna stick
with Doo-Dah?

:34:16
- Why me?
- He's your father.

:34:20
- [Doo-Dah] How come you never call?
- Tom! Tom! Tom!

:34:23
Yes, Drew?
:34:25
Aren't you forgettin' something, T-Bone?
:34:29
Here you go, Lenny.
Happy holidays to you.

:34:32
- [Lenny] You too.
- Hey, Tommy!

:34:34
[laughing] Nice hat.
:34:36
- How's the holidays?
- Considering I got a pain in my ass

:34:40
about six feet tall
in my house, all right.

:34:42
Oh, relatives, huh?
:34:44
- Kinda.
- Oh, your wife's family.

:34:46
They hang around your house
all day and drink your beer.

:34:50
They eat your salami.
:34:53
- Hey, guys! Wait up!
- [Alicia sighs]

:34:57
- [screeching]
- [honking]

:34:58
[man] Asshole!
:35:01
[# Santa Claus is Comin' to Town]
:35:21
[Drew] All right, there we go.
:35:23
Excuse me.
:35:28
All of you?
:35:34
Mom, this sucks.
:35:35
Tell your father.
He made the deal.

:35:37
Everybody say "Merry Christmas."
:35:39
- [all] Merry Christmas!
- [Santa and Drew] Ho, ho, ho!

:35:46
Doo-Dah, interest you
in a Christmas cookie?

:35:49
I can't. I'm diabetic.
:35:50
That dog won't hunt, my friend.
:35:52
Doo-Dah wasn't diabetic.
Go ahead and take one.

:35:55
Look, kid, I get that.
:35:57
But if I eat this thing,
I can't act not dead.


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