Surviving Christmas
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[# Santa Claus is Comin' to Town]
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[Drew] All right, there we go.
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Excuse me.
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All of you?
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Mom, this sucks.
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Tell your father.
He made the deal.

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Everybody say "Merry Christmas."
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- [all] Merry Christmas!
- [Santa and Drew] Ho, ho, ho!

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Doo-Dah, interest you
in a Christmas cookie?

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I can't. I'm diabetic.
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That dog won't hunt, my friend.
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Doo-Dah wasn't diabetic.
Go ahead and take one.

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Look, kid, I get that.
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But if I eat this thing,
I can't act not dead.

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- [tires screeching]
- Hey!

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Slow down.
The roads are icy.

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- I don't want you to kill your family!
- [Drew] Perfect, Christine.

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That's what my mom
would've said. Good improv.

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Before your father
threw her out of the car.

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[door squeaks]
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Ah, the old carriage house.
Brings back memories.

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- What's going on?
- Brian, go inside.

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What? Come on! Dad.
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I'm in my pajamas.
You want me to sleep outside?

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Go.
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Fine.
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I can't go in my room, I get...
You know, when I become a serial killer

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don't act surprised.
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Think positive, Bris-eye.
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Use your positive mindset.
That's not what we talked about.

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It's hard to get through to him.
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So what's goin' on?
What's up?

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You gotta go.
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- What?
- We can't do this no more.

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What do you mean?
What can't we do?

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Christine and l,
we're thinkin' about breakin' up.

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What? Why?
Is it my fault? Something I did?


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